For The Ladies: Handcrafted Octopus Tentacle Jewelry

March 14, 2014


These are a bunch of examples of the custom octopus tentacle jewelry made by DeviantARTist KTOctopus (aka Kaity O'Shea, who also runs the WalkingSquid Etsy shop where she sells her wares). She makes necklaces, bracelets, and earrings. Did you know octopuses are human's closest relative? Well that's a lie, but your homework for this weekend is to convince somebody it's true. Then come in on Monday and give me their name and number so I can call and ridicule them. Octopuses, really?! What are you, a moron?! *beep boop beep, We're sorry, we were unable to complete your call as dialed* What the -- are you some sort of robot or something? No wonder you're so stupid. *beep boop beep, We're sorry, we are unable to complete your call as dialed* YOU ALREADY SAID THAT. Man, you are like, for-real dumb. I bet you spell dolphin with an F. *Beep boop beep, We're sorry--* Wow, how have you not died every day of your life?

Keep going for a bunch more designs and color combos.











Thanks to Barb, who promised to go halvsies with me on a set and we'll alternate weeks for who gets to wear it.

  • Maria Smith

    Pendants were certainly ubiquitous, adorning and accentuating rockabilly
    clothing fashions. Some common styles included cute cartoon-y pictures

    Fashion Fall Jewelry

  • I don't think I can wear this but I admire who ever did this handmade Jewelry. She did a great job in putting all these beads together.

  • Cthulhu approves.
    As do I.

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  • GirlFromSpace

    I'm gettin real tired of your shit, Laura....

  • Littletroubleshooter

    God damnit GW- how dare you take a weekend off, from a BLOG!

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