Feeding The Beast: Star Wars Sarlaac Pit Toilet Decals

March 14, 2014


This is a set of $25 in-bowl toilet decals that turn your crapper into a sarlaac pit. Specifically, the Great Pit of Carkoon on Tatooine. It even comes with Tatooine's two suns, Jabba's sail barge Khetanna, and Boba Fett, Chewie, Han Solo and Lando Calrissian decals. It does not come with golden bikini Princess Leia or Luke Skywalker ones. Presumably because Luke used the Force to get them out of being pissed on for the rest of their lives. Also, there is no Jabba, presumably because he already looks like a f***ing turd and you'd always think you forgot to flush.

Keep going for a couple closeups, then go drop off some bounty hunters in your own sarlaac pit. It's not good to hold it.






Thanks to my buddy c-nasty, who really is a disgusting human being.

  • The Alchemist

    Yep. I'm ordering 3.

  • $65180697

    And how do you clean your toilet once those things are in there? Even if they didn't come off every time you went in with the toilet brush, I can imagine grime building up around the edges of those things over time.

  • Trevmo

    If the Sarlacc slowly digests you over 1,000 years, it means his digestive juices are WAY less corrosive than water so arguably he's filled with skin enhancers so when you crawl out, your skin looks really good. (Worse-case scenario, you raise a family and in a few generations your grandchildren climb out on a ladder made from your bones with fabulous skin.)

  • Closet Nerd

    look at that shit...

  • Prosy

    Pretty good idea but... no.

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