Dammit, Nedry: Jurassic Park Security System Hack Game

March 4, 2014


It's not really a game, it's just a little replica of the Jurassic Park computer system Dennis Nedry set up (access the site HERE). Three attempts using the 'access' command results in a lockout and Nedry dressed as Elvis reminding you that you didn't use the magic word. Using the access command with a 'please' at the end gets you a picture of Nedry smiling. Punching through your monitor anytime afterward ends the simulation, but you do leave with the satisfaction of having put your fist through Nedry/Newman's fat head. Just tell your boss the monitor fell off your desk. "But why's it have a giant hole in it?" Boss, I'm not going to lie to you, it fell onto my penis. "Were you erect?" Okay now that's sexual harassment.

Keep going for a video of the Ray Arnold (Samuel Jackson) computer scene from the movie.

Thanks to AFK, who I keep repeatedly killing at his team's spawn for easy points.

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