Butt Shaped Lamp Can Be Pinched On, Slapped Off

March 10, 2014


This is the $1,200 'Slap It' lamp designed by artist Joseph Begley. You can pinch it or slap it to turn it on and off. Me? I'm gonna TAP DAT. Know what I'm saying? I don't even know what I'm saying. You ever motorboated an ass before? Because I have. Plus one time at the rec center I found a female CPR doll and we became boyfriend/girlfriend in a broom closet.

Keep going for a brief video.

Thanks to TBTMH, a butt-squeezing professional.

  • ToSFollower

    Looks gay.

  • Ed

    He should have used a mold from a real butt, a nice round one. At that price not hiring a model is just cheap. There's no shortage of pornstars with nice butts who wouldn't mind an easy day at work.

  • Hayley Prychun Rodgers

    Not liking the prepubescent boy ass. Make one of Ivy Doom Kitty, or London Andrews and maybe we'll talk.

  • Sweet...usually I'm the only thing turned on by slapping someone's ass.

  • That's a lot of money for something I'd break in no time flat, because I kept slapping it.

  • jeffrey jakubowski

    just don't give it to an epileptic horny teenager

  • steve holt

    first off, $20 in the back of Spencer's Gifts at the mall maybe...but $1200? NOPE. Second, I'm with CJ, the artist is tarded about the market for these things...no woman wants a male butt lamp. Maybe a Maria Menounous lamp would sell. And third, it does look like a 13 year old boy butt. i'd expect Chris Hansen everytime I turned it on.

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    ✿✿✿ ✿✿✿⮚ ✿✿✿ ✿✿⧂✿ ✿✿✿Its a good idea, but that looks like the ass of a teenage boy,

  • You're wrong! I want a male butt lamp in a bad way. NO -- the worst way.

  • Niels Bundgaard

    I love the way you think :)


    Its a good idea, but that looks like the ass of a teenage boy, If im gonna hang up some ass lamp on my wall it better be similar to some Brazilian volleyball player or something

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