This is the $1,200 'Slap It' lamp designed by artist Joseph Begley. You can pinch it or slap it to turn it on and off. Me? I'm gonna TAP DAT. Know what I'm saying? I don't even know what I'm saying. You ever motorboated an ass before? Because I have. Plus one time at the rec center I found a female CPR doll and we became boyfriend/girlfriend in a broom closet.
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Thanks to TBTMH, a butt-squeezing professional.