WTF Did I Just Watch? (Over And Over And Over): Guy Destroys X-Box With Ground Meat, Chocolate Milk, Urine

February 10, 2014

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Warning: Video does contain some golden showers at the end (that's pervert talk for peeing on something). You can't see his pecker though.

So apparently this video is a couple months old but it brought me great joy over the weekend so I'm posting it. If you've already seen it shut your mouth and watch it again or wait an hour for the next article which will also be old. This is a video (from the How to Basic guy that breaks eggs on everything) of him building a Playstation 4 out of an old X-Box. Except not really. It's just his usually mix of smashing eggs, beating it with a steak, then peeing on it. It might be my favorite performance art piece to date. I wish he wouldn't have wasted that breakfast steak though. That looked good. Also, I almost wrote an Upworthy style title for this post when I first started. Something like, "Man Sets Out To Build Playstation 4, You Won't Believe What Happens Next." But when I typed it in the box it made me feel like a piece of shit so I bailed on it. It's only Monday, I'm trying to hold off on the self-loathing at least until tomorrow (but will hate myself by lunch).

Keep going for the video, obviously the ending is my favorite because I'm in 4th grade (for the second time).

Thanks to Mary D, who informed me you can't actually build a PS4 out of an old XBox without at least two cups shredded cheese.

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