What The Hell Is That?: A Rollerblade/Scooter Hybrid

February 4, 2014


This is the $610 AeYo (as in "AeYo -- what the f*** are you doing?"), a new piece of exercise/transportation equipment that combines the excitement of Rollerblading with the safety of added stability and the appearance of trying to hump a little robot as it speeds away backwards. Obviously, I'm going to start a crew. You in? "No." Come on, we're gonna get embroidered jackets made and everything! "Well in that case." Really?! "You're an idiot." What's going on in your life that you have to be so mean to me?

Keep going for a video.

Thanks to Jeff C, who told me it's actually more of a rollerblade/bicycle hybrid but I politely agreed to disagree (I yelled at him and called him names).

  • Adibobea9

    Well the clown music is appropriate…

  • TempUserName4

    For those rare occasions where you wish to break both ankles at once.

  • Elizabeth Graham

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    ✿✿✿✿ ✿〯✿✿ ✿�✿〮✿ ✿✿✿At least some of my dignity would still be intact.

  • TempUserName4

    You may already know this, but your account has been hacked (or it is a comp virus, I really have no idea) so that when you reply it shows everyone an advertisement. I only mention this because the email which was sent to me with your reply had only the last line (at least some of my dignity would still be intact). So there is a chance that this is going on without your knowledge.

  • Soylent Green Is People

    That is just flat-out dumb.

  • fart

    So they finally released a training wheel for those things...

  • Mr. K

    As if rollerblading wasn't dorky enough as it is...

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