This is the Big Lebowski rug made by Etsy seller OldTymeNotions. I would have a hard time putting my feet on that. My lips, no problem. You want it, I want it, it costs $800 so neither one of us is going to get it. You like how I haven't made a 'tying the room together' reference yet? "You did in the title." F***ING SHIT, HOW DO I START OVER? "I dunno, delete everything -- you're the blogger." I am not a blogger, I am a magician. "You are a crappy blogger." THE WORST ONE.
Keep going for a couple more shots of the obviously you're not a golfer.
Thanks to Nikolas, who's throwing rocks tonight.