The World's Current Tallest Dog (Is F***ing TALL)

February 12, 2014


This is Freddy. On the right. On the left is Claire Stoneman, Freddy's caretaker. Freddy is currently the world's tallest living dog, and is just three inches shy of the world's tallest ever, George. Right now Freddy is a year and a half old and stands 7-feet 4-inches on his back legs. For reference, that's just six inches shorter than I am when I'm wearing my wizard hat. I assume he eats like six-hundred pounds of food a day and takes shits the size of French baguettes. There's a woman in my apartment building that has a pet pig. He's really cute. Granted not cute enough to not think about what he'd taste like every time she asks me to pig-sit, but still pretty cute. Apparently ol' Freddy here has already destroyed fourteen sofas. I dunno, Claire, maybe it's time to look into some obedience training.

Keep going for a couple more pictures and a video.



Thanks to Ryan, who always thought Great Danes were actually called Great Dames. Jk jk, that was me.

  • Gavin Brain

    shits the size of French baguettes - lmfao

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Unfortunately these large dogs are prone to numerous diseases. This one is only 18 months old, so it wouldn't be surprising... I hope he'll live healthily!

    And that women could use less make up on her face!

  • Imadethisnameup

    You could use less douchey beard on your retarded looking face.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    I'm a douche for liking women who are natural? Isn't that the opposite of being a douche? At least I put my face and my name when I state my opinion you coward!

  • Imadethisnameup

    Are you that retarded, that you don't understand the point of disqus?

  • Wag1

    that could totally rape her if it wanted to

  • Royalblueduck

    D'ya like dags?

  • Imadethisnameup

    She only keeps the dog around for sexual company.
    This is a true fact of all good looking single women- how else could they reject my advances as they're walking their dogs through the park?

  • yike

    fred lookn like: i wish this bitch would stop staring at me and turn on scooby-doo...

  • Gingerbread

    GW, to be honest I was hoping for at least a picture of you with your wizard hat on when I read "Keep going for a couple more pictures and a video." You know, just for a matter of comparision.

  • Joel Lamm

    Her backyard looks nice...

  • fdafda

    but is it strong enough to ride?

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  • Guest

    we don't care your roomate's step aunt is a camwhore gtfo

  • nancy

    I love the add-on height extension they put on their outdoor fence!!

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