Sounds Promising: Goat Simulator, The Video Game

February 4, 2014


This is the first alpha gameplay of Goat Simulator, a game created by Coffee Stain Studios. You play a goat that runs around performing stunts. You ever stared a goat in the eye before? They have those weird rectangular pupils. I've always wanted a pet goat but I've never had the land to keep one. Sometimes I think I'd be happier out in the country with a farmhouse and a bunch of acreage. Just live off the fat of the land, raise my own food, start a cult -- the simple life. "Did you say start a cult?" Not if you don't want to join I didn't.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to everyone who sent this, all of which were all super stoked about their goat dreams finally coming true.

  • xenolyse

    But the real questions is, can it climb ladders?

  • Luka Mlinar

    It's all fun and games until a farmer comes from behind...

  • David Gabel


  • Arminium

    The song they used on reddit was much more fitting for this video

  • Imadethisnameup

    One can only assume, it is set in Mexico, or any south American country.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Why? The rural area doesn't looks like Latin America, also the basketball would make me think more on USA

  • Richelle Howes

    This made me laugh way the hell more than it should have >.>

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    ✿✿✿✿ ✿〯✿✿ ✿�✿〮✿ ✿✿✿the simple life. "Did you say start a cult?" Not if you don't want to join I didn't.

  • Kyle Morgan

    I used to do this in ARMA 2 a lot.

  • Closet Nerd

    I've been searching for a cult, but i need a cult that shares my sick sense of humor
    .....or something

  • Vlad


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