Netherlands Town With Tolkien Character Street Names

February 14, 2014


This is a Google Maps view of Geldrop (links to actual Google Map), a Netherlands town with streets named after characters from J.R.R. Tolkien's books. WHY does it have streets named after J.R.R. Tolkien characters? No clue. Plus it's Friday afternoon on Valentine's Day so I'm not going to spend a lot of time thinking about it. But I am going to spend a lot of time reading all the Valentines you sweetheart sent to me! *anxiously opens mailbox, slams* Screw you all, I'm serious.

Happy Valentine's Day! Give someone a hug and kiss for me. Then write me and tell me all about it so I can live vicariously through your words. If you managed to touch a boob though skip straight to that part.

Thanks to PYY, who wants to move to a town with streets named after parts of the body. Heck yeah, Boobie Circle.

  • Davianna

    Isn't that the same place that has a Harry Potter themed streets?

  • MalAntagonist
  • MustacheHam

    You shall not pass!!! Through Gandalf....street...due to construction. :P

  • Jermain Palmen

    Dutch. It's called a Dutch town.
    New York is not an America city, it's an American city.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    J.R. Tolkien? Is he from "Dallas?"

  • I touched a boob. Two in fact!
    Admittedly they were mine...

  • Just can't stop rubbing it in eh? I'll have you know that counting my own, I've touched THREE boobs. FTW!

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Pix or it didn't happen!!

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