JK Rowling: Ron And Hermione Shouldn't Be Together

February 3, 2014


In a recent interview, JK Rowling has admitted that she wrote Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger together for selfish reasons and that Ron probably wouldn't be able to make Hermione happy in the long run. Clearly she forgot they're characters in a book and by typing 'and they lived happily ever after' they will live happily ever after.

She told Wonderland magazine in a rare interview: "I wrote the Hermione/Ron relationship as a form of wish fulfilment. That's how it was conceived, really.

"For reasons that have very little to do with literature and far more to do with me clinging to the plot as I first imagined it, Hermione ended up with Ron."

Presumably Rowling was going to pair Hermione with Harry, and have Ron die an old cat lady. Personally, I think she should have paired Ron with that Neanderthal Quidditch player he was so in love with. What was his name, Gronk? "Krum." YES. He and Krum would have made a beautiful couple.

Thanks to Kalbedz, FISS and Sarah, who all claim love potions don't work even though I know for a fact they do because there's no way my roommate should be in a relationship right now.

  • McCleod

    The lack of emotional depth in the (love) story probably reflects an equal lack of depth in J.K. Rowling's psyche. J.K. Rowling probably understands what it's like to be attracted to an Alpha Male like Victor Krum but she doesn't understand what it's like picking up his dirty shorts for the rest of her life.

    Luna Lovegood is the most interesting female character in the stories. Hermione has a dark nature and may turn into another Bellatrix Lestrange. Ginny Weasley has a tendency for demonic possesion. Ginny will probably need to be exorcised quite often. In fact, Hermione will probably take possesion of Ginny. Ron will never be employed. Harry will live a Bruce Jenner style life with all his glory days done before age eighteen.

  • Guest

    holyshit harry's actor looks weirdly old. like they took an old brittish homosexual and stuffed him into a mold of a kid's face

  • The Fool

    Presumably the next two books will be Harry Potter and the Casual Affair followed by Harry Potter and the Messy Divorce.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Would Ginny sleep with Ron, just to spite Harry and Hermione? Harry Potter and the Jerry Springer Show.

  • fdfdafdsa

    eventually harry realized that ginny was only a standin for his true love...her brother. he confesses his feelings after a few too many butterbeers and ron admits he feels trapped in a loveless marrage with hermoiny and always had regrets about not going for that quidditch guy himself. ron and harry hook up and live happily ever after. and have lots of really weirdly worded sex, with metaphores that only make sense to somebody who'd heard of it through loose descriotion and japanese cartoon porn, peppered with clinical terms right out of a highschool health class textbook

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