I Have No Clue: Home Intruder Takes Selfie, Leaves

February 10, 2014


A home intruder in Denver, Colorado allegedly broke into a home and took a selfie on a woman's camera before leaving without any property. For the record, that's f***ing weird.

The victim told police she had no idea the man had been inside her home while she was there- until she checked her cell phone the next day.

According to police, on Jan. 29 at approximately 9:20 p.m. a woman was putting her children to bed when an unknown man entered her home and used the woman's cellphone to take a picture of himself.

The victim's husband said the selfie was the only one the man took with her phone.

Remember when you used to go to wedding receptions and they would have disposable cameras on all the tables for everybody to take pictures and you would always take your guy friends' and snap pictures of your balls when they weren't paying attention? Those were the days. Man, this guy really sucks at taking selfies. You think he took a few and this was the best one? Also, granted I don't really think it's him, but I went ahead and notified the Denver police that this guy looks an awful lot like my friend Bennie.

Thanks to Thaylor H, who agrees if that's the quality of photo the phone takes it makes sense why he didn't steal it.

  • Jay Seldon

    Is this not the same report from a few months ago - when the lady then later remembered that she had a friend round, who was sitting in her living room when she put the kids to bed. She only realised this after she had reported it to the police

  • Guest

    "friend" aka the kid's real father? DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNNN!

  • disqus_c0iop9RmZD

    what a poorly framed low quality self portrait

  • Phoenix

    Terry Richardson? Is that You?

  • bearmacerick

    Clearly she's cheating on her husband with this dude. Does no one else see this?

  • iofo61


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