I Get The Feeling It's Low Enough Already: Woman Purposefully Lowering IQ To Be More Like Barbie

February 24, 2014

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Meet Blondie Bennett (she legally changed her name), a woman who has taken her obsession with becoming a real life Barbie doll to the point she's undergoing hypnotherapy sessions to lower her IQ. Wait -- whoever said Barbie was stupid? And I don't remember her tits being that big either.

"Recently I went to pick a friend up at the airport and couldn't remember if I needed to go to departures or arrivals.


"I also got lost for three hours driving to my mum's house - the house where I grew up."

She added: "I want people to see me as a plastic sex doll and being brainless is a big part of that."

Whoa whoa whoa! Now listen -- we can argue all day about whether or not Barbie rode the short bus, but she is DEFINITELY not a sex doll. She doesn't even have privates. And a sex doll without privates is, at best, a cuddle doll. "Armpit sex." WOW. Honestly, if you never said another word again it would be too soon.

Thanks to BBQ, who agrees the key to safely lowering your IQ is drinking gasoline. *raising glass* I love the smell, must taste good too.

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