Note: Larger version HERE in case you want to print it out and hang by the register in your fictional dino pet store.
This is the Dinosaur Pet Guide created by artist John Conway. It shows a couple different species of dinosaur and their various benefits and drawbacks. Honestly, at the rate our dinosaur cloning technology is going, I'd be happy to have ANY pet dinosaur before I die. Which, if the countdown on this ticking time-bomb in my lap is any indication, is less than eight minutes. Quick, somebody call MacGyver! "And?" Tell him I loved the episode where he made the sun-powered laser beam.
Thanks to BBQ, who agrees those robotic dinosaur pets they have now are the worst kind of dinosaur pets.