Fish Drives His Aquarium By Swimming In Diff Directions

February 13, 2014


This is a video of a goldfish in a little aquarium on wheels who can steer the thing by swimming in different directions (which is captured by a webcam). It's basically exactly like Finding Nemo, provided you've never seen the movie and thought it was about a fish who owned a monster truck. He's probably just trying to find his way back to his friend, the plastic rum-drinking skeleton pirate. Which, for the record, is hands down the best aquarium decoration money can buy. I actually just started an aquarium, but I've got to thinking what if I just want to get up and move to Puerto Rico one day, what am I supposed to do with my fish then? "Give them away to friends." What friends? "Oh, right." Would you take them? "No." What if I told you I was dying? "Maybe." Then I'm dying.

Keep going for a video of the little booger speeding around in the thing.

Thanks to lilco, who steers the old fashioned way: with a knee while eating a cheeseburger.

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  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    This makes me very happy, its like a hamster ball for fish!

  • Shane Anderson

    "Why, the Quantum Gemerald of course! You must steal it for me before midnight or your parents will be devoured by piranhas that I have, shall I say, persuaded to walk on dry land. [ Maniacal Villain Laughter]" - The Zookeeper

  • ProphetFlume

    Thus proving that the deadliest animal of The Zookeeper!

  • MustacheHam

    Now their driving, soon they'll be programming Java applets.
    They're getting smarter. >:3

  • fdafda

    @gw I'll take the fishies

  • You didn't stop judgement day, John. Just now it's cyborg goldfish.

  • Tyguy
  • Guest

    i read the link as wookienookie for some raisin

  • Lee

    I say make 2 of those devices and put Betas [AKA Siamese Fighting Fish] in each and see if they start to joust it out.

  • Icedus

    Hey, a land vehicle for a goldfish! That'll be a fun two weeks.

  • Tyguy

    That fish has no clue what's going on. If possible, it's probably under a lot of stress as well.

  • ProphetFlume

    Sounds uptight. Maybe it should start dating Jenna Elfman.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Probably it is just confused because everything is moving and shaking. Like when people buy a fish and it is in the plastic bag.

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