This is the world map tattoo that backpacker Bill Passman got on his back in 2010. He has the countries colored in as he visits them all. What's that little country north of Australia and east of China. "A mole." Never heard of it. I'd like to get a similar tattoo, but I'd have to figure out how to put the moon on there too. "You have not been to the moon." Oh really, then how do you explain THIS? Booya! "Cheese with green food coloring?" F***, you're good -- you're sharp.
Thanks to PYY, who has been to all the countries and agrees outerspace is the coolest one.