Snorkeling: it's like one step away from drowning. But now there's the Easybreath Snorkeling Mask, a snorkel that lets you breathe through your nose (just like on dry land!) for people who aren't coordinated enough to only breathe through their mouth. Fun fact: one time I was drowning and a mermaid saved my life by breathing into my mouth. "You sure you didn't steal that from a movie?" Nope, Hollywood stole it from my memoir, Kissed By A Mermaid -- The GW Story. "It's just a cover and eighty blank pages." Pretty clever, right? It's like a Choose Your Own Adventure book except you make ALL the decisions.
Hit the jump for a video I didn't watch.
Thanks to me, who's never felt safe snorkeling outside of the bathtub because sharks.