A Cork Globe For Push-Pinning Everywhere You've Been

February 26, 2014


But why is it round?!

This is the Cork Globe from SUCK UK. It costs $200. You're supposed to use it to push-pin all the cities and countries you've visited so when people come into your office they'll see just how well traveled you are and get super intimidated by your worldliness. Me? I intimidate people who come into my office the old fashioned way: locking the door, tying them to their seat, and whipping them with my phone charger until they tell me where they hid the money. I'm joking, I don't even have an office, and if anybody saw me trying to pull that in my cubicle they'd probably call security. That's because I work with a bunch of sissies who DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET SHIT DONE. If I had a cork globe it would only have one push-pin in it -- ON THE MOON. Suck it goobers, I'm a space ranger!

Keep going for a closeup because it exists.


Thanks to me, who needs Milky Way Galaxy globe set to mark all the places I've been.

  • Brandon

    I'd have to use straight pins because most of the places I've been are so close together.

  • Littletroubleshooter

    With $200, I could just buy a normal globe, some pins and a tack hammer, and do the same exact thing in...wait for it...COLOR.

    Why do you need this globe to be foam? It's not like you're going to repeatedly pull the pin in and out, unless you're some weirdo trying to convince various ethnic women you've been to their home country, and only own 3-4 pins.

    Dunno about people sometimes.

  • fdafda

    once you get them to the house with the globe why are you still a tryhard you've already won?

  • Shane Anderson

    I would rather try and come up with a way to make this then drop $200 on a globe without lasers or projections.

  • Looks like a "Dave"

    200 dollars for a piece of junk that is just going to sit there and gather dust?!
    [Oh my God, I sound like my mom!]

  • lorrrd

    crappy piece of crap !
    how many pins you`re able 2 put on UK or italy ? 1 , maybe 2 ??
    ok let alone euro-disney , how many in Indonesia , Peru or NZ ?
    iffy snip for 200$ but company-name says it all ! Good Night Earth!

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