The Boeing Black is a new call-encrypting smartphone designed by the aerospace giant for use in the government and private sectors where phone security is of utmost...

This is a photo Bill Nye posted to his Instagram of him emulating the Jay-Z photograph in the background. That's pretty much all there is to say...

This is a video of freshly married Elegado and Datan's Final Fantasy themed wedding. They were matrimonied dressed as Squall and a White Mage. Many guests weren't...

This is Mercury the two legged cat. He was found at five weeks old with no front legs. Now he's having the time of his life. The...

BroApp is a $2 Android app that automatically sends prewritten text messages to your girlfriend so she thinks you're an attentive boyfriend instead of the sad piece...

This is a 10-second video of a great white shark breaching the surface and taking to the air to catch a seal decoy. Highlights of the video...

There will come a day where every single item will be available with a Star Wars theme. That day was yesterday. This is the £19 (~$34) Star...

This is a video of Dante Brasco reprising his roll as Rufio in a sweded version of his final sword fight scene from Hook. Man, Hook is...

Note: Dude drops an f-bomb at the end trying to explain to the monkey, "That's a f***ing $500 camera...It's a Go-Pro." You know, because monkeys understand and...

This is Bill Watterson's first publicly released comic since retiring Calvin and Hobbes in 1995. It's a poster for the cartoonist documentary Stripped, which he appears in....

This is Godzilla vs. Heisenberg, a Godzilla and Breaking Bad mashup mashed together by AwesomenessX (who also made last week's Guardians of the Galaxy/Parks and Rec mashup)....

First there was the real video of Jean-Claude Van Damme doing his famous leg splits between two Volvo trucks driving in reverse, then there was the CG...

I'm sorry, but that pizza is not big enough to warrant cutting. I SAID PICK IT UP AND EAT IT. This is the Fixie Pizza Cutter from...

This is a brief video of President Obama speaking during a press conference on military technology where he confirms the government is building Iron Man. Then denies...

In much more exciting fire news, these are two videos of amateur Russian stuntman Alexander Chernikov being set on fire and leaping off the roof of a...

This is the crystal ball that was sitting in a window sill that refracted a ray of sunlight AND set a home's curtains on fire. Or was...

This is 'Adventure Timey-Wimey' the Adventure Time/Doctor Who mural painted by James Hance for his 9-year old daughter, Maddy. Pretty awesome, right? You know what my parents...

This is the tribute comic to Harold Ramis drawn by Ash Vickers of Megacynics. Hold it down, GW, hold it down. *does not hold it down at...

Because kids get all the coolest stuff, this is the Super Mario Kart Ride On Vehicle available for $200 from Toys R Us (and probably other places)....

This is a very short video of a BBC News anchor who appears to sink into the floor due to the camera panning up over her head....

Alternatively, paint a refrigerator box. This is the cardboard stand-up TARDIS available for $225 pre-order from Urban Collector. That's a lot of money for cardboard. It's for...

But why is it round?! This is the Cork Globe from SUCK UK. It costs $200. You're supposed to use it to push-pin all the cities and...

In rare good news, astrobiologists have determined the earth should be habitable for at least another 1.75-billion years. For reference, that's 1.75-billion years minus 50 years more...

Heck yeah, ass worship facesitting! In too much information news, PornMD now has a Live Search option (NSFW) where you can watch a constantly updating list of...

This is a video of a kitten being fed that wiggles its ears almost the entire time, reminiscent of Gizmo the Mogwai from Gremlins. Apparently it's because...

Russians: they'll try anything. Sometimes it works out, other times they die. At least they tried though. This is a video of two Ruskies roping their car...

Seen here looking suspiciously like the Grinch's homemade reindeer, a reindeer in Norway poses with its reflective painted antlers, or 'bling sticks' as they like to refer...

OMG, I love prototype pizza! Pizza: hands down my favorite food behind tacos. And now the US military has developed a formula that can stay fresh for...

Meet Erik Ortiz. Like 200% of the population, Erik is afraid of spiders. So what did he do -- just live with it like everybody else? NOPE,...

This are Erik Aberg's Ghostcubes, a bunch of different interconnected cardboard cube designs that behave in magical ways. You really just have to watch the video to...

This is a worthwhile fan-edited trailer for the fourth season of Game of Thrones set to Lorde's version of 'Everybody Wants to Rule the World'. I saw...

Ladies first, I insist. This is a commercial for a Mercedes F-CELL vehicle featuring Hollywood couple I'm not familiar with Joshua Jackson (who I researched and discovered...

This is the 4.4-billion year old zircon crystal found in Western Australia. Researchers believe it to be the oldest known piece of earth. How do you explain...

Two Street Fighter related posts in a row, what a Monday! What a horrible, horrible Monday (per usual). This is a commercial created for Turkish insurance company...

This is a shot from Sesame Street Fighter, an HTML5 game you can play in a browser window right HERE. Which character you choose determines the difficulty...

This is a video demo of The Legend of Zelda being played as a first person stabber with an Oculus Rift. It's definitely not the cleanest migration...

Meet Blondie Bennett (she legally changed her name), a woman who has taken her obsession with becoming a real life Barbie doll to the point she's undergoing...

This is a video of the Olympic men's 500m speed skating final with Mario Kart Double Dash weapon effects added. It makes me wish every video had...

In news that shouldn't surprise anyone, 13-year old Girl Scout Danielle Lei and her mother sold a ton of Girl Scout cookies after setting up shop outside...

This is a video of stuntman/freerunner Damien Walters performing what is allegedly the first human loopty loop on foot. Is it actually the first? No clue. Was...

This is a video of a girl performing the Super Mario theme on a sheng, an ancient Chinese instrument that dates back as far as 1100 BC....

This is a series of women dressed as male characters from the Hobbit as photographed by Russian artist Alexander Turchanin. They're all really good, plus strangely erotic....