You've Gone Too Far: Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter

January 6, 2014


This is the Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter available from ThinkGeek ($20, on sale from $30). It has a detachable laser guide (plus bonus flashlight!) on top to help you cut your pizza straight. I didn't know that was a problem. I could probably cut a pizza straight with my eyes closed. Or cut off all the fingers on my right hand. Still, it'll make a great conversation piece for all the ninja turtles at your next pizza party.

Leonardo: Can you believe he actually paid money for that thing?
Raphael: He's an idiot, I'm just here for the pizza.
Michelangelo: Cowabunga!
Donatello: Why am I everybody's least favorite?

Thanks to 25, whose parents may have had waaaaaaay too many kids.

  • It’s like the most
    bizarre tactical accessory I’ve ever come across. Don’t know if out in the wild
    I could ever lay my hands on a pizza and make use of the cutter, but for home
    use, this definitely seems to be a great tool.

  • Azariel_z

    he KNEW too much!

  • MustacheHam

    What's next? Tactical laser guided forks?

  • Guest

    do want

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