Just Five More Minutes: The Vibrator Alarm Clock

January 21, 2014

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This is the Wake-Up Vibe, a $70 in-the-panty alarm clock for women that wakes you up with PLEASURE SENSATIONS. It's not the first time we've seen a vibrator alarm clock because I remember posting this one back in 2011 (I have a memory like an elephant when it comes to sex toys), but that one looks like a fly swatter. This one looks more like something I wouldn't mind trying to mash between my butt cheeks because why should women have all the fun? Could you imagine waking up every morning masturbating? It's all fun and games until you can't make it to 10AM meetings anymore.

Keep going for a short commercial.

Thanks to Silvermidnight, arguably my favorite kind of midnight.

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