Just Five More Minutes: The Vibrator Alarm Clock
This is the Wake-Up Vibe, a $70 in-the-panty alarm clock for women that wakes you up with PLEASURE SENSATIONS. It's not the first time we've seen a vibrator alarm clock because I remember posting this one back in 2011 (I have a memory like an elephant when it comes to sex toys), but that one looks like a fly swatter. This one looks more like something I wouldn't mind trying to mash between my butt cheeks because why should women have all the fun? Could you imagine waking up every morning masturbating? It's all fun and games until you can't make it to 10AM meetings anymore.
Keep going for a short commercial.
Thanks to Silvermidnight, arguably my favorite kind of midnight.
Read More: alarm clock, because who doesn't want to wake up in a panic every morning that their privates are on fire, buzzing, getting excited about waking up, getting out of bed in the morning (or NOT getting out of bed in the morning), having a great time, just five more minutes, pleasure, sleeping at night, snoozing, sounds good to me, sure why not, the best part of waking up is the vibrating in my cup, vibrator