Just Five More Minutes: The Vibrator Alarm Clock

January 21, 2014

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This is the Wake-Up Vibe, a $70 in-the-panty alarm clock for women that wakes you up with PLEASURE SENSATIONS. It's not the first time we've seen a vibrator alarm clock because I remember posting this one back in 2011 (I have a memory like an elephant when it comes to sex toys), but that one looks like a fly swatter. This one looks more like something I wouldn't mind trying to mash between my butt cheeks because why should women have all the fun? Could you imagine waking up every morning masturbating? It's all fun and games until you can't make it to 10AM meetings anymore.

Keep going for a short commercial.

Thanks to Silvermidnight, arguably my favorite kind of midnight.

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  • Adam Vergis

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  • Angel GT

    srsly? Why not just stick your phone in there with the alarm set to vibrate?

  • Hayley Prychun Rodgers

    Are you a guy? Because seriously, a boxy angled phone verses a specially designed tool? Why don't you just jack off with a toilet paper tube? It's a tube you can stick it in.

  • Bloak

    Cell phones emmit Microwaves. Definatly not a good thing to have up there. lol

  • And how "water" proof is your phone?

  • Matty Spinny

    well there is a new water proof phone i saw on tv a while back... ... ... lol
    (Xperia ZR | Waterproof Phone - Sony Smartphones (Global UK English))

  • asfdas

    stick it in a zip-lock bag lol

  • "The Best Part Of Waking Up Is The Vibrating In My Cup" - Still got it GW

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Read More: alarm clock, because who doesn't want to wake up in a panic every morning that their privates are on fire, buzzing, getting excited about waking up, getting out of bed in the morning (or NOT getting out of bed in the morning), having a great time, just five more minutes, pleasure, sleeping at night, snoozing, sounds good to me, sure why not, the best part of waking up is the vibrating in my cup, vibrator
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