South Korea Building A Robot Themed Water Park

January 30, 2014


In news that made me question my belief that all water parks are either pirate or tropical island themed, South Korea has announced it's building a $625-million robot themed water park in Incheon. Wow, sounds like a great place to accidentally get electrocuted.

Among [Robot Land's] high-tech traits are a robot laboratory, a robot game arena and a robot aquarium. There will also be a water park and roller coasters because, let's face it, we all love those things.

I don't understand South Korea's fascination with robots. Of all the themes for a water park, why robots? Why not dinosaurs? Think about how awesome that would be. Plus all the water slides could be like sliding down Brachiosaurus necks. If anybody has the money to build that, you should, and I should get a free lifetime membership. Plus the right to close the park on my birthday and throw a private party. "How private?" VERY. "Just you?" I don't even want to see a lifeguard.

Keep going for a video that I'm pretty sure was made by splicing together other Youtube videos about robots.

Thanks to RobotZombies (terrible combo) and Mark, who have always dreamed of riding a water slide lubed with motor oil.

  • expansivemango

    I assume by "theme park" it's an actual factory producing robots that just looks like a really fun place

  • Syphon

    Future: Star wars...

    ~A long time ago in a galaxy far far away~

  • Adam Blanshard

    what a load of ka-ka! how about you wait to build the damn thing (and secure the funding) before making promo material for general public

  • joevsyou

    IF i ever make it over there. I sure would go

  • Daniel Lindsey

    Maybe I'm missing it, but....don't you need water rides to be a water park? All the rides shown are non-water rides.

  • joevsyou

    looking at the map, there seems to me qwuite a few maps. of course this is all concept

  • MAS

    wow , this is like in animated movies , it's so different between south and north korea , hope someday it's join as 1 . i always want robot fish , so nice and you don't have to clean shiiit.

  • Spleenal

    A robot theme park? There's doing nothing to avoid the robot apocalypse and there's running straight for it! Our only hope is that the robot and Zombie apocalypses happen on the same day.

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    We call it a theme park so that they will all come to have a go on the rides, but pretty soon they are enslaved and breaking rocks in striped outfits.

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