Russian Road Rage Battle Ends In Knife Vs Shovel Fight

January 3, 2014


This is some dash-cam footage from Russia (where else?) of a guy in a Toyota Camry constantly trying to get in front of and stop another Ruskie in a Nissan MPV, presumably to stab him with the the knife he has. He finally gets the guy to swerve off the road into a ditch, then climbs on top of his van (after slipping and eating shit a couple times), when he discovers, SURPRISE, his adversary brought a shovel to the knife fight. And, as I'm sure the original attacker's shattered hip will attest, it was a smart decision.

Keep going for the video, but the real action is at 0:45, 2:30, and the accident and fight beginning at 3:00.

Thanks to Christian and rab, who agree the best way to win a road rage battle is to make sure you're driving a Transformer.

  • Syphon

    I've just played this to Benny Hill Theme

  • tgrgs

    4:09 "DISTRACTION" - shovel man

  • Nancy

    All it need to make it complete is some Benny Hill music!!

  • joevsyou

    to bad his transmission didn't blow by pounding his pedal


    Has this "road rage" thing been validated or is it just conjecture? This could be any number of scenarios. What if the guy with the shovel was being chased because he'd hit the other guy's kid with his car, or fucked his wife or something.

    It's not really at all unprofessional to say shit like "causes unconfirmed" or use words like "speculation" rather than just making things up and touting them as fact.

  • Jared Gonzales

    GW talks about his penis constantly and boning dinosaurs, I don't think "journalistic integrity" or anything of the like is something he's too concerned about, dude.

  • Prometheus

    The greatest part of the video is the cameraman who took it upon himself to also recklessly drive around so everyone can see this.

  • Turbosloth

    Never bring a knife to a shovel fight.

  • asdf

    This was great when it was on reddit three weeks ago. Nice to see this and the Fish are basically done.

  • herpderp

    Except the video has a date on it, so I think you mean 6 days not 3 weeks. Boy the world must be an amazing place with such a simple mind.Everyday is filled with amazement and fantasy.

  • DrZanz

    Absolute failure to understand what a blog is? gg

  • Anfronie

    I find half of what is on here was on reddit already :(

  • Turbosloth

    Simpson's did it!

  • The Pop Pessimist

    That was absolutely nuts

  • Soylent Green Is People

    Rock, Paper, Scissors x Russia = Knife, Shovel, Rocket Launcher.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    So the rocket puts to pieces the shovel... the shovel has range over knife, the knife... no wait... erm... which beats rocket launcher?

  • Soylent Green Is People

    Knife allow you to hold up truck carrying rocket launchers so you can sell them on black market. Don't you know anything about Russian economy?!

  • WhiteEagle2

    Props to the camera vehicle. Honking to break it up at the risk of enraging knife man.

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