Red Rover, Red Rover: Army Tank Emergency Brake Test WITH HUMAN LIVES AT STAKE

January 28, 2014

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This is an emergency brake test of a German Leopard tank behind a group of 23 humans (possibly slaves/prisoners). I assume the people standing in the middle drew the shortest straws. I would have run into the woods. Also, what's the purpose of a tank with an emergency braking system anyways? I don't want a tank that can stop, I want a tank that is UNSTOPPABLE. I want a tank that only stops when it runs out of gas, which is never because it runs on the sound of crushing things. After the world ends it's just gonna be cockroaches and me in my magic tank.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Dunc, who's always dreamed of commandeering a tank and driving it through an enemy's house.

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