New Parents Name Daughter Tali'Zorah After Mass Effect

January 7, 2014


In news that shouldn't surprise anybody who's realized what a wealth of baby names there are in space, new parents Adam and [his wife's name] decided to name their new daughter Tali'Zorah. Tali is probably best known for the being the alien I decided to romance in Mass Effect II after I accidentally pissed Jack off one too many times while courting. She was sensitive.

"Tomorrow my daughter is scheduled to be born," wrote a soon-to-be-dad named Adam last night. "Since day 1 her first name was always going to be Tali'Zorah. ... My wife fell in love with the name during our first playthrough of [Mass Effect] many years ago."

"Confused friends and relatives are told 'we wanted a nice Quarian name,'" Adam added, "just because it's funny to see the confusion become worse."

You know that race of mole people that were always milling around the Citadel? "The Volus?" YES -- the Volus. I know a couple who just had a kid who should have named it after on of those little roly-poly bastards. You know what they decided to call him instead? GW. "Shouldn't you be honored?" It might be the ugliest baby I've ever seen.

Thanks to EB, who's going to name a baby Garrus Liara Grunt Shepard Normandy.

  • Guesticle

    "Confused friends and relatives are told 'we wanted a nice Quarian name,'"
    so it sounds like you convered to islam or something and then butchered pronunciation

  • Guesticle

    couldn't have just gone with tali?

  • RIP Eric Garner

    If i had 3 Childrens
    1th Daughter named her Liara
    2th Daughter named her Tali

    1th Son named her Garus

  • Cloudia

    OK I'm definitely calling my kid Liara! No one can stop me! There's a Tali'Zorah! Liara Garrus Matthews! Yeah! xD Just kidding about the Garrus part :P

  • TJ Wilferd

    I actually named my daughter Tali after the Mass Effect character too... Its a pretty name, but using the last name too is a bit much IMO.

  • Ark Smith

    As a female with a male-specific name, people will tease over every little thing. What's important is the approach that the parents take to raising their child. If they fill her life with love, then she will love her name and no one else's opinion will matter.

  • Guesticle

    better than being a male named sue

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  • Crazy Panther

    Technically, they arent allowed to breed. Forests are outside of a few juristictions. But when you still pull water out of the well, and shit in an outhouse like these parents do, I guess any name besides Joebob and Clementine sound like Godsent verbose.

  • I think it's disgusting that people that decide that naming their kid some off the wall weird shit...especially for the sake of it being "funny to see the confusion become worse", are allowed to breed at all.

    I hope down the road little Tali'Zorah changes her name to Sarah or Amy or some shit just to spite her parents. Inside jokes and quips are fine, until you revolve someone's entire life around it.

  • Oh man you get to do sex stuff with the same person you play Mass Effect with. LUCKY!

  • Elak Swindell

    Poor kid is now burdened with a name she will be forever teased about.

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