Maybe Next Game: A Nintendo Controller Promise Ring

January 17, 2014


That's not what a Nintendo controller's plug looks like!

This is the Nintendo controller promise ring designed by Paul Michael Design (of Wonder Woman, Pokeball and Triforce ring fame). Why a Nintendo controller for a promise ring? Because, "I Intendo marry you." Not a very good pun. Besides, that thing looks like it has jewels in it, why would you buy an expensive promise ring? I thought promise rings were supposed to be cheap. You know what makes a good promise ring? A twist-tie. You know what makes an even better promise ring? No promise ring at all. Fun fact: one time I let a girlfriend wear my class ring and she lost it. Just kidding, I never had a class ring. Or a girlfriend.

Thanks to lebeeps, who agrees the best promise ring is an actual wedding ring.

  • Rose

    I want this, where can I buy>?

  • Soylent Green Is People

    Your relationship has ended in failure. Click A to continue. Click B to start again.

  • MeggyMonster

    Did any of you guys play that game Usper Amrio Rbothers for the Intentdo? Neither have I! :D

    I take it that it was name that on the ring as so he would not get sued. Oh! The different plug on the ring make sense now! I r smat... = w =

  • whacko

    Anyone else bothered that the connector at the end of the "cable" is the wrong shape?

  • ZerglingPack

    Yeah i was wondering what was up with the connector.

  • For serious, I was wondering what the hell that was. Can you plug an amp in to it or something?

  • Frédéric Purenne

    It's alright, I didn't need to bend that finger anyway...

  • exquisite_dead_guy

    I was thinking the other kind of promise ring. "A ring worn to signify a pledge to sexual abstinence until married." Either way... lame.

  • ZerglingPack

    Oh, if you wear that ring it very well will mean abstinence.

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