Like An Alien Hatching: Match Igniting In Super Slow-Mo

January 27, 2014


This is a three and a half minute, ultra slow motion video of a match igniting. In real time matches ignite much quicker. Maybe not as quick as The Flash masturbates, but what is? I've heard he's so fast his penis has actually caught fire before. See how I tied that into the matches/flame theme going on here? That's why I get paid the big bucks. "You get paid?" Ahahahahahahaha, NO CLUE.

Hit the jump for the video, unless you're already on the article's page, in which case you can skip that step and just scroll down. Crazy how that works.

Thanks to Johnathan, who loves watching things burn so much he's been incarcerated for it.

  • ZomBBombeR

    Well as much as I'd like to watch it none of the browsers on my tablet will load the videos here even with desktop request .... I'll just use the laptop, now the 5 min load up lol

  • Imadethisnameup

    I kinda got the gist of the whole video in the first 25 seconds.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    She got the gist of it in the first 25 seconds too... but I don't hear you tell the whole world about it!

blog comments powered by Disqus
Previous Post
Next Post