This is one of the $13,000 bar stools made by Hanger 54 from the Martin Baker Mk10 ejector seat from a decommissioned RAF Panavia Tornado. I would drink in that. I would drink in that AND perform constant barrel rolls (technically just 360's). I love playing fighter pilots at the bar!
Me: GW to Wingman, I've spotted a hot blonde at 6-o'clock, should I engage? Over.
Wingman: That's a negative, GW. Boyfriend spotted coming back from the bathroom. Over.
Me: Shit -- already engaged! Evasive maneuvers, evasive maneuvers!
Wingman: He's locked on target and preparing to fire -- eject, eject!
Bartender: What the f*** are you two doing?
Me: Please stop ruining this for us.
Keep going for shots from all angles.
Thanks to me, who can't even fly first class without puking.