HARDCORE: Guy Tapes Himself Eating Two Spiky Cacti

January 17, 2014


I was going to post this video last week but then I thought I would tape and upload a video of myself eating three cacti to show the world just how much manlier/stupider I am. Unfortunately, Home Depot didn't have any cacti that were spiky enough to satisfy my ass's lifelong dream of trying to pass nails. Maybe I'll eat a porcupine. This is a video of competitive eater L.A. Beast eating two prickly cacti. It's kind of painful to watch. I honestly don't know how much money you'd have to pay me to try something like this, but you can start by opening your wallet. "I've got $6." Done, tell my @$$hole I'm going to miss it.

Keep going for the video, but check out L.A. Beast's Youtube channel for a bunch more insane eating, including 150 McNuggets, 5,000 calories in five minutes, the world's hottest peppers, etc. etc. Then there's always that nutjob Shoenice, who chugs entire bottles of liquor, drinks glue, eats deodorant and tampons, and should definitely be institutionalized.

Thanks to Jasp, who ate four cacti and still had room for a broken glass dessert.

  • Butter Biscuits McGee

    This guy also ate a toothpaste sandwich ...

  • Beanhimself

    Time for the cactus to evolve

  • Tiffany

    I may be the 100th person to say this but.... RAIDERS FAN, Casing point. On a side note... GO BRONCOS !!! ;D

  • James Mcelroy

    that video was hard to swallow.

  • Daniel-Daysof Elijah Crichlow

    This is the reason cacti have spines. It's so idiots like this fool don't EAT THEM.

  • Dinger Bell

    I made the mistake of watching some of his other videos. I feel stupidzzer

  • Dano

    Remember to chew each mouthful 25 times or more and it's all good.

  • Codongolev

    do yourself a favor. put the cursor at 6:10 and just click over... and over... and over....

  • Daniel-Daysof Elijah Crichlow

    ... Gaaarrrh- gaageeeehh.

  • Seung Oh

    SO METAL!!!

  • DrZanz

    Exactly what I would expect from a guy who wears sweatbands as an aesthetic choice. God help the gene pool.

  • Juvenal Osegueralopez

    it would be a Raiders Fan.. Just saying...

  • RareAwesomeman

    its got to dull the pain, right?

  • HoneyBeeBoo

    His rectum is gonna loooove him.

  • James Mcelroy

    Rectum, damn near killed him.

  • Singlecell

    I like how he has everything he wants to show off sitting in the corner of the video.

  • Joel Lamm

    Look how badass my scorpion is bro, while i chomp a fuckin Cactus! Fist bump!

  • YipYap

    Wow, there is no lack of stupid people who will do anything to become "internet famous".

  • Richelle Howes

    that's PROBABLY not good for your intestines bro....

  • Soylent Green Is People


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