Glow-In-The-Dark Radioactive Element Soaps

January 14, 2014


These are the glow-in-the-dark radioactive element soaps made and sold by scientific supply company United Nuclear. You can buy them separately for $7.50 apiece or get all three for $19. You should buy one and scrub your privates with it real good then ask your girlfriend if they're glowing. Even if they're not, it's still pretty cool she paid attention to your penis for a second.

Thanks to carrie, who, for two tips in two days, can come up to my desk and choose any prize out of the red bucket. "But it's empty." Better luck next time.

  • GraemeL

    Do the soaps actually contain the advertised uranium, radium or plutonium? If so, in what quantity or percentage by weight, please?

  • don satow

    Why would I want soap which say "You're a Poo"?

  • This website also sells radioactive "yellowcake" Uranium. So.... LEGIT?

  • CJV

    Oh wonderful this isn't useless at all seeing how its so normal to shower in the dark.

  • dougfunnay

    you obviously have not been taught the shame of your own body i blame a poor upbringing and not enough religious fundamentalism
    showering in the dark helps prevent devious thoughts

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