Fair Trade: P0rn Star Offering Sexual Favor For Best LEGO Creation Built To Decorate Her House

January 27, 2014


P0rn star Christy Mack (who, for the record, I have never heard of or seen perform) is offering a BJ for the best LEGO creation built to decorate her home. Presumably applicants must be 18 years or older and really desperate for a blowjob. Per tweets I can't embed because her Twitter profile pic is bare boobs:

Whoever builds me the best LEGO creation to put in my house gets a blowjob.

Contest ends March 1

People are calling this "brilliant self marketing." I'm calling it "I'm just a whore who likes Legos."

First of all, anybody who likes LEGO knows the plural form of LEGO is LEGO. Secondly, I don't like anybody calling themselves a whore. Unless this is some sort of female empowerment thing, in which case I'm not a lady so my opinion is null and void. What do you say Christy, let's burn some bras! "I'm not wearing one." Underwear it is!

Thanks to Outspire, who's convinced the minifig I just made with four stacked heads probably isn't gonna cut it.

  • Guest

    judging ended, I actually won....but was too scared to go through with it ;____;

  • William Webb

    update.. contest is over due to legal issues and he dropping the brand name "lego" ... update update lego sales skyrocket for persons age 18 - 35 yesterday and the largest returns on record today.. we all mourn.

  • Imadethisnameup

    "I'm just a whore who loves Legos."

    My kinda whore.

  • zin

    Pornstar offering sexual favor - ok
    ...for a lego creation - not even gonna compete.
    Photoshopped - NOPE
    ...to look like she's laid on a pile of Legos - OUCH NOPE.
    Reward is just a blowjob - AAAHAHAHAHahahahaha.

  • Nikcnakc

    go to her twitter, it is all there

  • Guest

    My next door neighbor shaved her head like Christy Mack. I don't think she realized we all knew who she was imitating. Plus, she's a teen mom so it was double weird.

  • Guest

    jac from masseffect

  • Guest

    Nah, they're poor slutty people. When you put it in context, there's no way it came from anywhere but Christy Mack.

  • Rog

    Well, considering the size of the blocks , those are most likely Duplo blocks(or a bad photoshopper). Duplo is for toddlers. She is asking for people over the age of 18. If someone is playing with Duplo and is also over 18 then it is fair to assume the person is mentally handicapped. I think she is looking for more than to give sexual favors as payment. She is looking for a life partner to share her ideas with on an intellectual level.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    That is just some half assed photoshop.

    They just pasted her on this image that you find easily by googling "lego pile"
    (There is a better resolution of it but it is in other people's blogs)


    I made the picture!

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Sweet Jesus those Lego blocks are huge!!

  • RareAwesomeman

    bitch please, I blow myself

  • Prosy

    Looks like some tattoo artist's practice canvas.

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