This is a set of vintage porcelain dinnerware handpainted with realistic looking ants by German artist Evelyn Bracklow (links to her Etsy store where you can buy some for a fortune). I am going to throw THE BEST tea party with these. Will you come? Please promise me you'll come! "When is it?" Tonight. "I'll be there."
*fast forward to tomorrow*
You: WTF?! I thought you were having a tea party.
Me: I did, and you weren't there. I'm heartbroken.
You: You wouldn't answer the door!
Me: Sure you got the right house?
You: I could see you through the window, we made eye contact!
Me: I thought you were a burglar.
Me: No, I just got cold feet.
Keep going for the rest of the set, with closeups.
Thanks to Lucinda, who is going to start her own ant-paintings-on-plate business and cash in on this craze.