Bra Clasp Only Unhooks When 'True Love' Is Detected

January 24, 2014


This is a bra designed by Japanese lingerie manufacturer Ravijou that has a front clasp that will only release when "true love" is detected via a special heart-rate monitor and magical algorithms. But what if you're going to bed alone and just don't want to sleep in your bra?!

The bra comprises of a sensor which monitors your heart rate and other vitals, the data is constantly transmitted via Bluetooth to a mobile phone which processes the data using a special app and measures the heart rate elevation using special algorithms and preset data and it is only when your heart has truly found that special someone would it beat in a way that the app would recognize and wirelessly unhook the bra.

Ladies can relax as not any changes in heart rates will unhook the bra as the experts at Ravijour say it is only when a woman falls in true love does she get excited enough for the Adrenal Medulla to secrete Catecholamine which affects the autonomic nerve and increases the heart rate which is detected by the sensor and processed by the specially developed iOS app.

I doubt it really works that well. Except around me. Around me bras would be popping off left and right, but I can't have that because then what would my girlfriend think? Probably about slapping me for looking at another woman's boobs. *smack* Jesus -- I thought she was hatching a chestburster, honest!

Keep going for a weird video about the bra that made me feel uncomfortable.

  • A julian

    it still can't defeat the power of a pair of scissors!

  • Mwangi Ichung'wa

    Hehehehehehehe. Oh my. Is this it? Is this what we're doing with cognitive function now?

  • Mark Daniel Johansen

    So this is for women who aren't sure whether or not they're in love? I guess this is the next logical step in technology after mood rings. If you need a mechanical device to tell you how you are feeling, you no doubt find the world a baffling place.

  • Guest

    Maybe the bra loves the person, but when it detects true love, it leaves because it knows it's been dumped...

  • spacezerom

    what if said girl or girls consumed MDMA, could make for a dangerous rave

  • You can't unfasten it unless you 'fall in love'? Aside from the fact that I don't believe for one second that this thing can tell if you're in love or not, what if you need to take this thing off for other reasons - like getting a shower for instance.

  • JJtoob

    Or you can do it like this guy: http://www.transformer-ivan...

  • LittleBigFace

    Oh right, cause a woman's heart isn't gonna pace if she's being raped. Is it?

  • Joel Lamm

    so, what that commercial is saying is that a woman can't tell what dude she should take her top of for? "oh, thank god for this bra"! "If i was left to my own devices i would take my bra off for all these douchebags!"

  • Cyberpumpkin Spice

    it seems like it's just connected to heart rate? so if you scare someone hard enough it'll pop off

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Correct, fear and stress also make the adrenal medulla secrete catecholamine making this the most inconvenient bra ever.

  • Quillsy

    I thought the same thing. Last thing I need while running for my life is for my damned bra to pop off.

  • Guest

    That like guarantees you did in the first scene. Like boning with Jason around for example

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