You Autobots Are So Sweet!: Gingerbread Optimus Prime

December 19, 2013

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Transform and-- ooooh, I like your pants.

This is the gingerbread Optimus Prime made by a friend of a friend of Redditor downvotedagain. Is the girl in the picture the one who made it? No clue. Is it actually held together with icing? I doubt it. Hot glue and a metal armature? That's my guess. I really do like that girl's pants. I wish they made guy's pants with more options. I'm not saying I want zipper pockets like those, but the option would be nice. The last time I went pant shopping I told the sales lady what I was looking for, then when I was in the dressing room she kept bringing me more jeans to try on and I asked her why the last two pairs had pockets that were so small and she told me because they were women's jeans. She had me trying on women's jeans! I stormed out of there in my boxers. Jk jk, bought both pairs and a puka shell necklace.

Thanks to V, who agrees the key to buying good-looking pants is being honest with yourself about how your ass looks.

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