This Giant Cat Couch (Is Cat Shaped, Not For Cats)

November 27, 2013

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This is a giant cat shaped sofa. It doesn't have arms or a back like a traditional sofa though, so it's really more of a giant cat pillow. Whatever you want to call it, I'd sleep on it. "What if I call it a Cozy Kitty?" I'd sleep on a Cozy Kitty! "What about a Cat Napper?" I'd sleep on that too. "What if I called it Derek?" Come on, you know that's my roommate's name. "Would you -- would you sleep on Derek?" You know what? I hope your turkey is overcooked tomorrow. I didn't mean that. I do hope you choke on a bone though. Not long enough to die, just long enough to let you know I willed it with my mind.

Keep going for one more shot sans human.

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Thanks again to me, for sticking around the office long enough today for everyone else to leave so I can finally take my pants off and know what that feels like to be pantsless in a place of business.

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