The Latest In Adult Toys (Is For Both Him And Her!)

November 25, 2013


My ceiling fan has the same remote!

Meet the $160 We-Vibe 4 couples vibrator. It provides stimulation for both the man and woman during sex. Basically, the vibrating part that looks like a little squid head goes inside, while the part that looks like a Wii nunchuck rests outside, stimulating the outdoor parts that need stimulating while the couple gets it on (I'm very technical). Please, no laughing:

The curved clitoral stimulator gently rests between the labia, while the stiff mid-section of the toy ensures a snug fit (which also makes it a great panty vibe!). The redesigned G-spot stimulator sits in place behind the pelvic bone, up and out of the way providing plenty of room for the penis. The new design increases stability and comfort because of its smaller size. Both partners experience extra pleasure: She wears it during sex for extra stimulation to her clitoris and G-spot, while he feels vibration on his penis.

Sounds intense. At first I thought you just draped the thing over your pecker like a wet towel. I guess this makes more sense. Still, how am I not supposed to get jealous there's another penis-y thing pleasuring my girlfriend at the same time I'm trying to? "But it's pleasuring you too." Like an alien threesome?! "Exactly." And do they offer overnight shipping?

Thanks to Stacy, who actually works for the company and always asks if I want one of the toys. My New Year's resolution is to be brave enough in 2014 to finally take her up on it.

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