My D&D Session Demands Them: 3-D Printed Thorn Dice

November 27, 2013


This is a set of 3-D printed thorn dice designed by Shapeways user ceramicwombat. You can get plastic versions for as low as $27, but that makes you a cheap-ass. Just save up the $82 and get a decent metal set or don't get any at all. Just think about how badass your next Dungeons and Dragons session is going to be!

Friend: Whoa bro, sweet metal thorn dice!
You: Thanks, I was going to get plastic ones until the GW talked some f***ing sense into me.
Friend: He's a smart dude.
You: The smartest.
Friend: I heard Eskimos have over 100 different names for his penis.
You: I know, my favorite's Warmth Bringer.
Friend: You ever stopped to realize just how much time he's made us spend thinking about his peenor?
You: Not enough.
Friend: Not nearly enough.

Keep going for a couple more shots of different metal finish options and a video so you can hear what they sound like when you shake them, but be sure to check out the rest of ceramicwombat's Shapeways store for a ton of other unique dice.






Thanks to PapaKaster, who agrees these are probably not the dice to eat when you get mad because an ogre slayed your night elf.

  • Great work! I want 12 D12.

  • Gonna need a new set of those soon. Wonder if they come in lead or brass? Metal is definitely best. Ya..don't eat em if you don't get the results you're lookin' for.

  • OrehRatiug

    There goes GW spying on my conversations again.

  • Are they balanced though? I'm still sold on Gamescience dice because of the principle of making sure that every number has the same chance of coming up. With these, I'm not so sure there is a way to make sure that will happen

  • Patrick Boatman

    They are a bit bigger than average and take paint nicely if primed.

  • gythawen

    Another shapeways shop that is awesome

  • Frédéric Purenne

    HOORAY!!! Another set of dice you can't read shit on... Just what I needed!

  • MalfunctionX

    The link to ceramicwombat's page doesnt work. Here it is till it gets fixed

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