What are those, store-brand chocolate chippers? NO THANKS.
This is the $30 Game of Thrones Dragon Egg Cookie Jar available from ThinkGeek. The paint job leaves a little something to be desired, so I suggest repainting it yourself if you buy one. Just be sure to use lead-free paints though, because the last thing you need is to get fat AND lead poisoned from too many cookies. Back me up, Cookie Monster! Cookie Monster? COOKIE MONSTER, WHAT HAPPENED?! "Me eat bad cookie." *sniffing* That's because it's a f***ing cat turd, where did you find this? "In the litterbox." That's it, your blue ass is going to rehab.
Keep going for one more shot of a fake Mother of Dragons holding the thing.
Thanks to rich p and VOCO, who have both been caught with their hand in the cookie jar before and tried to play it off like they were just counting cookies. That never works.