Only $3,000: WETA Workshop's Lifesize Gollum Statues

November 13, 2013

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This is the lifesize Gollum statue made and sold by WETA Workshop. The piece stands (crouches) 3'6" tall and makes the perfect addition to a child's bedroom. What? Kids love 'Lord of the Rings'. Just make sure to angle it so it's always staring right at their bed. Plus tell them Gollum doesn't like children who get out of their bed at night. *rereading* You know, I should write a book about parenting for people who 100% shouldn't have kids but did. It's gonna be called, "So you F***ed Up, Now What?" Chapter 1: Is It Yours?

Keep going for a couple closeups in case you're not sure if it's up to your standard of creepiness.

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