That's Gross: Artist Snorts Paint, Squirts Out Tear Duct

October 7, 2013


RETROACTIVE WARNING: Dude squirting paint out his eyeball picture above.

Meet Leandro Granato. Leandro creates art by snorting colored paints up his nose then squirting them out of his tear ducts and onto a canvas. Art might not be dead, but it's certainly crying about this.

'Ever since I was a kid I knew I had a special connection between my eye and my nose,' he said.

'As I grew up I started realising air and liquids could go out of my eye if I put them through my nose.

'Now I am the inventor of a new painting style in the art world.

'When I decided I would do this for a living my whole family thought I was going crazy - as well as many other people.

'But as time went by they began to understand the art I call eye-painting.'

Mr Granato spent two years training and developing a special formula of paint that does not damage his eyes.

Leandro believes he is the only person in the world to paint this way.

The only person to paint like this, my ass! I started doing the same thing as soon as I read this. *huffing spraypaint* God that makes my brain feel good. "I don't think you're doing it right." OMG I totally heard you say that but your lips didn't move.

Continue for another disgusting shot and a video of the art happening.



Thanks to TBTMH and E V I L A R E S, who agree dude should try to jam a f***ing crayon up his nose and really make something deserving of a place on his mom's fridge.

  • Fefo Astrada

    He is Argentinian, I'm Argentinian too! should i be proud of this? couse im not haha, someone get me a plane ticket to the US and a room to say ASAP! hahaha

  • Jadis

    weird and kinda gross. Probably not healthy either. I bet I could do about the same thing with some paint in a spray bottle.

  • TheQiwiMan

    This is not "art". This is "desperation".

  • penguinbloke

    strangely similar to a Pinky and the Brain episode except Pinky sprayed it out of his nose instead.

  • elpolloloco

    can he use pee as yellow color for his paintings ?

  • Joe Ferschke

    "Artist labels himself an "artist" because what he does isn't art, but a sad/misguided attempt to gain internets."

  • Frédéric Purenne

    In high school a bully yelled to him "CRY ME A RIVER!" and he thought it was a commission request.

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