Please Go Halvsies With Me: 150-Million Year Old Fully Intact Diplodocus Dinosaur Skeleton For Sale

October 22, 2013


Seen here looking like it belongs in my garage, the giant-- "It belongs in a museum!" YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH, INDY. Seen here looking like it belongs in my garage, the giant Diplodocus skeleton that is going up for auction next month sits on display. The 55-foot long, 19-foot tall dinosaur is nicknamed Misty (presumably after Dr. Grant's favorite stripper), and expected to fetch as much as £600,000 (~$972,000), although I'm willing to spend much, much more. Just saying, when you own an actual dinosaur skeleton and have it on display in the foyer of your mansion -- that's when you know you've really made it. Maybe as a multi-millionaire playboy, but probably as a supervillain. *stroking cat* MWAHAHAHAHAHA! "That's a raccoon." I was afraid of that. Never buy a pet from a fireworks stand.

Hit the jump for a closeup of a lady rubbings its tummy.


Thanks to Vladeon and Bria, who both threatened to outbid me but will strangely find themselves too sick to get out of bed the day of the auction.

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