Overly Suave IT Guy Meme (Is Really More Of A Pervert IT Guy With Dirty Computer Related Pickup Lines Meme)

October 25, 2013

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These are a bunch of the new 'Overly Suave IT Guy' meme. If he were an actual real person he'd be fired for sexual harassment before he even finished tacking his 'Bikini Babes of Linux' calendar on a cubicle wall. People like that make me sick. Besides, pickup lines are ridiculous and don't even work. PROTIP: If you want to woo a woman, you need to say something genuine, unique to that particular lady, and in the moment. Something like, damn girl, your eyes are like two galaxies, and I am getting LOST IN THAT SPACE. "That was also a generic pickup line, and it was f***ing horrible." I haven't been a date since the play dates when I was a toddler, and those were all set up by mom my and with other boys.

Keep going for more but most of them made me feel icky inside.

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Thanks to Julie, OG, Cordless Mike and Pista, who agree Bad Luck Brian is still the best meme of all time and always will be.

  • I crapped in my pants and then jerked my dog off to these, while granny fingered herself. -An aristocrat

  • ^Appropriate response^

  • Ai Chusyu

    Oh my god . . . THE 7 LAYER OSI GOT ME SO HOT AND BOTHERED.

  • JJtoob

    I LOL'd.

  • So did I. XD

  • Tyler AitchKay

    GW, this article is Buzzfeed-tier garbage. Posting memes? Seriously?

  • Celista

    Speak for yourself, I got a good laugh out of these pickup lines.

  • Quick Draw GW

    It's Friday afternoon and the internet is dry bro. Did I miss the sick tip you sent?

  • Tyler AitchKay

    It's like my mom used to say: If you have nothing good to post, don't post anything at all.

    I may be paraphrasing a bit.

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