LEARN HOW TO DRIVE: Saddest Parking Lot Exit Ever

October 15, 2013


You see the little blue car in the top right corner? How long do you think it should take to pull out of that spot and leave the parking lot? Ten seconds? Surely not FOUR MINUTES. Who the hell is driving that car? Do they even have a license? If so, which family member works at the DMV, and can that person be sued? Did the driver just get high for the first time? Is it a child? Is it an ANIMAL? I actually got angry watching the video and started yelling at the driver. Get out of the f***ing car and walk you monster -- you don't deserve to drive! That said, if this person also owns a green Subaru station wagon I'm pretty sure they live in my neighborhood.

Keep going for a drawing of all the maneuvers the driver made, and a video of the 200-point turn in action.


Thanks to me, for being moral enough to know when it's actually okay to let the air out of a person's tires.

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  • bgt007

    this would be funnier if it was at three time speed

  • RAPR

    definitely a woman driver

  • AmselZephlyn

    This is just some kid who hasn't figured out yet that you can turn the wheel before you start moving. Or maybe they don't have power steering. Either way, I feel bad for them, this must have been hardcore embarrassing and I think most people had at least one moment like this when they were 16.

  • Ethan Fang

    never driving ever again. you never know, she might be lurking the streets

  • Spencer Rogers-Greason

    First, I say fail on everyone else for not parking properly in the damn lanes. That's some HORRIBLE park jobs there. Second, why in the hell did this person go about this in the most ridiculous way possible?? Either they have no sense of direction, or they were doing this on purpose. Because they can clearly drive.

  • i2ollingstone

    I feel like this has to be a joke. Whoever is driving was doing good enough not to hit anything and did some pretty quick and unbelievably dumb things and then handled him/herself very well in the end at the tightest spot.

    Very funny either way lol

  • Sławomir Uchto

    I don't want to live on this planet anymore. Poland...

  • Lllllllike a glove

  • Disco Stu

    ha, Britain! Am I right. Driving worse than their teeth!

  • Kane Harrison

    That's a stereotype and isn't true. Much like the one where all Americans have a low IQ and are fat.

    I'm guessing by your thick uneducated comment that you are American, take time away from the sofa and go for a walk eh, exercise is good for you.

  • NynjaSquirrel

    Wow - perhaps if you knew ANYTHING about Britain you'd know the steering wheel is not on that side of the car. D'oh.

  • Chad Burton

    this persons license should be revoked immediately.

  • Brian

    I must know who does the song in this video. It's wonderful!

  • NynjaSquirrel

    It's 'All Night' by Gavin Froome.

  • Brian

    Thanks NynjaSquirrel!

  • Austin Powers.

  • Kid Infamous

    Show the first part of the video where the person gets into the car...I want to finally see what GW looks like!

  • JJtoob

    I know you were joking, but we already know what GW looks like, unless you are newish here.

  • Kid Infamous

    ...and Santa Claus isn't real, yeah we got it Lieutenant Killjoy...this is why nobody invites you to parties.

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