Good One: Groom-To-Be Calls In Bomb Threat After Realizing On Wedding Day He Forgot To Book Venue

October 7, 2013


36-year old dipshit Neil McArdle of Kirkby called in a bomb threat to Saint George's Hall (picture above, with Neil) in Liverpool on the morning of his wedding after realizing he forgot to book the venue. Apparently Neil failed to fill out the proper paperwork and was hoping the scare would buy him some time to do God knows what. Probably just keep being a f***ing idiot.

Panicked, he rang the Liverpool-based venue from a phone booth to tell them that a bomb 'will go off in 45 minutes' in order, he says, to buy himself more time.

McArdle, who is unemployed, stood by as Miss Williams, 29, turned up at historic St George's Hall, Liverpool, in her wedding dress, only to find it had been evacuated and was swarming with police.

It is understood McArdle and Miss Williams are still together but, six months on from the incident, have still not tied the knot.

'I'm still together with Amy, but she's got high blood pressure and wants nothing to do with it.'

Last night it emerged it was the second time Miss Williams had been let down by McArdle, who also promised her a wedding 12 months earlier, but again failed to properly plan or go through with it.

Man, what a winner. It's hard to believe this quick-thinker is unemployed. Hell, I'd hire him. "For what?" What else -- panicking and calling in bomb threats. Neil, I have a meeting at 3PM that I'm completely unprepared for, you know what to do. "I'm on it, boss -- should I drive a tank through the front of the building?" Surprise me.

Thanks to neolardo, the fifth ninja turtle that you never hear about because he chose a life of peace instead of murder.

Previous Post
Next Post