Going Nowhere Fast: A Human-Sized Hamster Wheel

October 21, 2013

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This is the human-sized hamster wheel available FOR FREE on Craigslist in Brooklyn, NY from ridiculously named Sandra Z. Zzz, who either changed his name because he fancies himself an artist, has cruel parents, or whose name is actually Dick Tent. Honestly, what do you think a hamster is thinking when it's running in its little wheel? "Almost there!" And what about a person -- what does a person think when they're running in a giant hamster wheel in a room filled with 50-pounds of shredded newspaper? "How did my life lead to this point?" I think you nailed it.

Thanks to lebeeps, who wants a human-sized hamster ball to run around in like they had in American Gladiators.

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