Going Nowhere Fast: A Human-Sized Hamster Wheel

October 21, 2013


This is the human-sized hamster wheel available FOR FREE on Craigslist in Brooklyn, NY from ridiculously named Sandra Z. Zzz, who either changed his name because he fancies himself an artist, has cruel parents, or whose name is actually Dick Tent. Honestly, what do you think a hamster is thinking when it's running in its little wheel? "Almost there!" And what about a person -- what does a person think when they're running in a giant hamster wheel in a room filled with 50-pounds of shredded newspaper? "How did my life lead to this point?" I think you nailed it.

Thanks to lebeeps, who wants a human-sized hamster ball to run around in like they had in American Gladiators.

  • DeathBotGamma

    I could loose so much weight doing that.

  • Jared Gonzales

    This was debunked as a prank last week. Sorry to burst yr bubble. http://pitchfork.com/news/5...

  • Jenness

    I've heard of some pretty weird sex fetishes but this takes the cake. The newspaper and Sandra's I want this out of my house comment was the tip off. Bet the people who go there for a showing are treated to more than your typical looksy but a bizarre demonstration. Do other hamster toys come with it? Did the guy drink from one of those water cage bottles with the ball bearing in the tube? So many questions,

  • Carissa Lynn van Raak

    hahah I love that it's the guys wife/girlfriend basically getting rid of it on him because she doesn't want it in the house anymore. He was probably keeping her awake all night while he was running on it.. kind of like my old hamster, those wheels are loud! -.-

  • Ida

    my dad in-law got a fantastic blue Toyota Sequoia only from working part time off a home pc. a fantastic read>........... w­w­w.J­a­m­1­0.c­o­m

  • A blue Toyota Sequoia? Get the fuck outta here Ida. Someone with a part-time job made enough money for a Toyota?

    Sign me up. I'll Jam 10 whatevers. Hell, I'll Jam 11 if you want.

  • 100% want. I'm on a quest to be "that weird guy your friend knows" and I think this would get me like almost the entire way there.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    I hope you don't use the shredded paper like hamsters do.

  • Miraya Dust

    This comment wins lol

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