Fake Skin Practice Tattoo Hand With Zelda Tats For Sale

October 17, 2013

zelda-tattoos-synthetic-hand.jpg

This is a synthetic practice tattoo hand made by A Pound of Flesh and tattooed with a Zelda theme by Inkaholics Anonymous tattoo artist Brandon Roberts. You can actually buy this hand for $120 if you're interested, and Brandon plans to make a Ganon themed version in the near future. At first I thought it said 'Hero of Time', but it actually just says 'Hero Time'. That made me think of 'Adventure Time'. If you had to choose, would you rather it be hero time or adventure time? The problem with hero-ing is there's usually an inherent risk of injury or death. Of course, there's also a good chance of a fair maiden waiting at the finish line to give you a kiss. Unfortunately, I'm scared of dying and she'll probably think I'm ugly anyways, so I'm gonna just to stick to adventuring. "Well why don't you start your adventure by getting off the sofa." I really want to, the problem is my legs have atrophied to the point where even walking to the bathroom without falling is a chore. "That explains the urine-filled Gatorade bottle." IT'S A QUEST ITEM.

Thanks to Jacqui, who agrees I need this fake hand for my Link Halloween costume.

Previous Post
Next Post