This is a video of a drunk Washington State football fan pouring popcorn on himself in the rain as his team gets its ass handed to it by Stanford. I could watch this man all day -- and probably will. If you think I won't leave this video open in a tab all day today and tomorrow to watch whenever something else on the internet depresses me, you're wrong. You are my shining star in the darkness, Popcorn Monster.
Keep going for the most inspiring video you'll see all day. Also, what is that on his hand?
Thanks to chichi, who agrees it would be awesome to see this guy eating dinner at a 5-star restaurant.