WTF Was That?: Wack-Ass Japanese Lighter Commercial

September 6, 2013


This is some weird-ass cartoon commercial from Japan for the Jii lighter, a contact lighter (no flame, just a hot coil) that is USB rechargeable. The commercial starts on a dark and stormy night when a mad scientist creates the lighter Frankenstein style, which then proceeds to come to life and dance and sing its ass off, briefly becomes a pirate, bangs a vintage lady lighter, smokes in bed afterwards regretting the decision to bang a grandma, lights a bunch of women's cigarette arms/possible boners on fire, becomes CEO of some company, then bangs a chick with a matchbook for a head while the whole solar system celebrates. Just like in my dreams.

Hit the jump for the video and wish you lived in Japan.

Thanks to PYY, iMarius and Fiuraa, who prefer lighters with flames because they make it easier to set EVERYTHING on fire, not just cigarettes.

  • Bling Nye

    I swear I thought I heard part of the lyrics say "titty titty titty, six bucks a pop..."

  • USB!

  • catallergy

    Mr. Sparkle!!!!

  • dingusthemonique

    I would request rule 34 but I think the advert already has it covered.

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  • bgrdownvoter

    Is that Randy Newman singing?

  • Deksam

    That was so messed up!!
    However it's an ok idea for smokers, but would be better if it was also a flash drive as well.
    [So, was that lighter giving "cigarette head" to people?? or what??]

  • All of them Katie

    God I want to use this ridiculously catchy song to teach my future children the alphabet. Unfortunately they would only know 12 actual letters, plus USB and Jii, Jii, Jii! Sing it with me now! A, B, C, D, E, F, Jii!!

  • $19257595

    Uhhhh...this is why we nuked Japan.

  • Nathan Klassen

    This is BECAUSE we nuked Japan.

  • Kyle Morgan

    I hope this works with the USB ports on my Nintendo Wii Wii Wii

  • Phil Thomas

    wouldnt that create a wiijii? sounds like bad magic

  • p_shep

    You missed the bit where it leans back and shows off it's socket.

  • baal

    I was going to comment on the spread shots but you beat me to it.

  • steve holt

    fucking japan. we could all be celebrities there.

  • Tyler AitchKay

    I swear to god we're living in the Onion News Network universe.

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