Wow: The Star Wars Lightsaber Thumb Wrestling Kit

September 20, 2013


This is the $13 Star Wars Lightsaber Thumb Wrestling Kit. It comes with two thumb-mounted lightsabers and a book with a bunch of different arenas to do battle in. Unfortunately, I have giant's hands so there's no way my thumbs would fit through those holes. Penis, yes, which is why I just superglued Mace Windu's lightsaber to it. "That's a little plastic pirate cutlass." Yes it is. I probably should have waited until after I'd poked it through the thumb hole to glue the lightsaber on though, because now it won't fit all the way. You know what? Forget thumb wrestling, give me a quarter and I'll let you play Whac-A-Mole. "For prize tickets?" Of course for prize tickets!

Hit the jump for a couple more shots.



Thanks to Abby and TooDrunkToSleep (I have never had that problem), who thumb wrestle with razor blades glued to their thumbnails because they don't f*** around.

  • Namor

    You fucking losers

  • Ann C. Olivo

    my Aunty Sadie got a nearly new white Honda Crosstour Hatchback only from working part time online... why not try these out W­­­W­­­W.F­­­B­­­3­­­9.C­­O­­M

  • Kyle Morgan

    Your Aunty Sadie sounds like a slut.

  • qwert`

    but the firefight page should have 2 blues.....

  • monkeyspinach

    Well if we're going to get into this can I complain that the hilts aren't character accurate either?

  • Amanda Corea

    exactly what I said!!!

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