Some Lady Is Cranking Out Dinosaur Romance Novels

September 30, 2013


Christie Sims is a writer. A writer of 'Dinosaur Beast Erotica', a genre that includes all the hit titles seen above plus many, many more. She doesn't just write about dino lust though, she also writes about orcs, ogres, centaurs, dragons, demons, hydras and a ton of other freaky shit that makes me incredibly uncomfortable (links to Amazon page with all her titles). Christie's bio:

Hi! I'm just a plain old, everyday Midwestern girl that lives a normal life. However, while my outward tastes are relatively simple, my inner thoughts are filled with lusty thoughts of big, strong, powerful monsters having their way with beautiful maidens.

You know, it's all fun and games to joke (well, half-joke) about dinosaur love until you read something like that. Now I'm ashamed. I don't want to be a part of this woman's club. Dammit Christie, you took a beautiful thing and ruined it. Like breaking the penis off a statue.

Thanks to Jared, who's inspired me to develop a different fetish.

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  • RemingtonJones

    i blame the fundamentalist christians and their young earth nonsense. if this woman had studied evolution and natural history, she would have realized that there was never a time when t-rex and humans coexisted. instead of writing some plausible mammoth erotica, she did this and just looks like a fool.

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  • Felix Galvan

    ...pathetic furry jerk material?

  • S A Barton

    That Triceratops is very small... clearly underage. Just when I thought it couldn't get any sicker... O.o

  • Dennis Bauer

    Is this like guro? The T-rex loved her to pieces?

  • Jennifer K. Myrna

    Look, people, you obviously don't have a lot of experience in this genre. These are bad, yes, but lots of things are. I mean, there're weredolphins and goblin sex and dragon shifters (with loooooong tongues). These are fairly mainstream now. Live a little!

  • Aleksandra Vaabel

    Oh my.. This is perfect.

  • Fuck You Asshole

    Anyone want to put money on the likelihood that Christie is a man? I'm not discounting the possibility that a woman could be this completely out of her gahtdamn mind, but the fact that 'Christie' is also a male name, and the photo on 'her' profile is a random bikini model just screams 'neckbeard.'

  • John Smith

    Maybe there's a whole culture of perverse, disgusting women that we haven't invented a name for yet.
    I'd invent one, but it disturbs me to even mention that there could be more neckbeards out there, waiting..

  • DG

    Fucking finally.

  • Deksam

    oh oh, i'm in that weird part of Geekologie again.

  • butte

    ill take nine

  • HoneyBeeBoo

    America..........Fuck Yeah!

  • Richelle Howes

    interesting.....weird as hell but still interesting haha

  • Jan Janiczek

    I'll just leave this here

  • Playing fast and loose with the term "novel" aren't we?

  • Yeah, they're short stories at best since each one clocks in at around 20 pages.


    No love for the International Jurassic Park Erotic Fan-Fiction Writer's Association?

  • BiggyD!!!

    Yeah, if the JPEFFWA didn't kill GW's dino-lust then I don't see that this is going to 'ruin it' for him for very long

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