Some Lady Is Cranking Out Dinosaur Romance Novels

September 30, 2013


Christie Sims is a writer. A writer of 'Dinosaur Beast Erotica', a genre that includes all the hit titles seen above plus many, many more. She doesn't just write about dino lust though, she also writes about orcs, ogres, centaurs, dragons, demons, hydras and a ton of other freaky shit that makes me incredibly uncomfortable (links to Amazon page with all her titles). Christie's bio:

Hi! I'm just a plain old, everyday Midwestern girl that lives a normal life. However, while my outward tastes are relatively simple, my inner thoughts are filled with lusty thoughts of big, strong, powerful monsters having their way with beautiful maidens.

You know, it's all fun and games to joke (well, half-joke) about dinosaur love until you read something like that. Now I'm ashamed. I don't want to be a part of this woman's club. Dammit Christie, you took a beautiful thing and ruined it. Like breaking the penis off a statue.

Thanks to Jared, who's inspired me to develop a different fetish.

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